Thinkcorps

So I just got through cleaning the crap out of my garage, and there’s this image of Darth Vader in my wall! I swear it wasn’t there before! Where did it come from?? I guess because I work at home and I’ve been having doubts about, well, stuff, and now I feel like he’s brought the dark side to me so I can wish for things and stuff. w00t!

I told my friend Rod about it and he came over and was like, no way man, that’s crazy, that’s just a big water stain, but I don’t believe him. I emailed a copy of the picture to George Lucas, and some other people I thought might know him—6degrees!—but I haven’t heard anything back yet. [fingers crossed]

I invited some other folk over to look ‘cause Rod is a hoser, and the tv news too. “When you come down here—that’s why I wanted to come down here and see for myself—when you come down here and you see it, it’s real,” Joanne Grabnik, of Alderan. “It is beautiful.” That’s a quote, man! She was at my house!

People are saying that I should have people over and charge them like $5 ($10!!) to see Vader and maybe pray and they can give me some cool figurines (no ewokZ! or JarJar StinkZ!!) but I don’t know if that’s sacrilicious ‘cause Vader vs. Jesus and all. (tho that’d be supercool kung-fu-fightin!!) Plus there’d probably be haters like Rod and they’d be hasseling me and the neighbors and the TRU BELIEVRZ!! I don’t care what they think anyway.

I know it’s Vader and it’s awesome!! I can now smite all my enemies and snuff out all my problems. HAHAHA!! Watch out!

Also, I haven’t seen Revenge of the Sith yet, so maybe I should go do that soon.

Big picture:

Here’s one that I enhanced: